Fancy titles for mundane jobs

Following on from Tomplum's street artist, A council worker painting signs on the tarmac. It got me thinking and some of our jobs, Wife was a cleaner does that now make her a Domestic Engineer. Another job she had was at college were she was an assistant to a tutor teaching English and Maths to special needs students.Her title then was she was an Inclusive Learning Officer I myself worked down the pit and at one time worked on the coal face so does that mean I was a Mineral Extraction Engineer. I had a shift manager who became an Enabler? and M/c operators became Gateway operators. There must me hundreds of fancy titles out there

Barista

motor mechanics used to be called grease monkeys but now they are
vehicle technicians. Work mates have become colleagues , bin men are refuge operators, ,

A tree trimmer = branch manager

environment assessment and advice consultant = a double glazing salesperson,

Prime minister....a title for an idiot who has no interest of the many but his own.

Politician. A lying two faced cretin who's only in it for the money

Prince. A title given to a paedophile who couldn't lie straight in bed.

Nail Technician . Someone who is good at hammering .

Method in the madness in your old contract that's what you did. In the new contracts you have to be multi skilled for Same money money

A down to earth occupation

a parachutist

A guy who lays flags on pavements,,,,,, A Pathologist

a Russian brick layer = a Red Setter

One of my neighbours modified her ID

Made it read:

PSYCHO THE RAPIST

If thats an anagram Ena,, its baffled me, I can't work it out,,

Tom she is a Psychotherapist

Ha Ha, thanks Peter, Thats like the church goer who likes cats,

the Catholic,,